REMEMBER THAT TIME MY BROTHERS CAR GOT BROKEN INTO AND HIS CAMERA, HIS IPOD, AND MY CAMERA GOT STOLEN!?!?!?!?!?! NO?? ALRIGHT. START REMEMBERING NOW.
Shit fucking son of a bitch breaking into peoples cars and taking away their only goddamn hobby/interest/passion/joy/escape you are a fucking pussy and if we ever come in contact I will rip you to tiny tiny tiny tiny shreads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you get robbed, you are suspicious of everyone. Toddlers and mommys walking out of the movie theatres are culprits. The dumbass security guard becomes an incompetent, smelly, unshaven piece of shit that couldn't answer questions from kids trivial pursuit and still has the nerve to tell you, "carve your name into your camera next time..." CARVE MY NAME INTO MY CAMERA?!!?!?!??!?!?! WHAT CAMERA YOU SHIT HEAD!!!!?!?!?!??!????????
.........................alright.
So, like, my camera got stolen.
fuck.
So... we call the cops to file a report and shit........... that was cool...... woulda made for some cool pictures..... he dusted for prints..... that shit was tight.
FUCK!
AT ONE POINT THE COP WAS REFLECTED IN MY BROTHERS WINDOW ALL YELLOW AND SHIT AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! IT WAS GODDAMN FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
...........William and I yelled at cars ont he way home, "IT WAS YOU!!! YOU BASTARD ASS SHIT RAG!!!!!!!!" ...People were understanding that we must have been having a bad day.
I don't even remember opening the door and seeing my camera gone. I just remember crying on the ground.
fucking sleeze balls.
ahem... edit... Saturday morning:
Being less angry, allow me to explain that the above photograph was taken by William and William's computer.
I don't have anything to do. nothing.
I have a camera phone though.
4 comments:
god damn marshall. hearing about this/reading this makes me feel just as angry as you do (even though that's obviously not possible 'cause like...you're fuckin mad!) BUT if it makes you feel any better, I will keep always on the look out. Nobody will be able to run from my suspicious stares/possibly serious wrath....ever! I will avenge the loss of your camera, as well as all of william's belongings. They will fear me. Especially when I am intoxicated. Seriously.
oh no!!!!!! this is some fucked up shit. we're gonna put a wanted sign in the paper. it'll say “ WANTED: guy who stole marshall's camera. if seen, kick him in the nutsack till he bleeds. then take the camera and take pictures of him and laugh” yeah...
This is extremely upsetting. You WILL get your camera back; Sarah, Eric, and i are going to see to it. The Journalism Coalition for the Return of Marshall's Camera, perhaps? It's just not right for your passion to be ripped away like that.
Dude, but what if...
Okay, yeah, it blows that your camera was stolen.
BUT WHAT IF
the cops find it... at a pawn shop or whatever, and the dipshit who took it forgot to take out the memory card and left pictures he'd taken.
Think of what cool and interesting finds they would be!!!
Okay, the chances of that are terribly slim, but part of me wishes the guy is a midget pornography photographer...
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